Honestly since when was giving up your dignity the cool thing to do for some fame, their are so many individuals that will stop at nothing to become some form of a celebrity in this world. In all honestly that sort of devalues what fame truly is. The female with the hottest buzz right now is Kat Stacks and not because she has do anything important. All this women has done is have sex, like YAY your a slut! But to some people she is a celebrity...
There are Rules To This Shit...
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down! Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I must admit, it’s pretty good) We always hear ‘ the rules ‘ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side:
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered ‘1 ‘ ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.
Its All About Progression
"Youth should be radical. Youth should demand change in the world. Youth should not accept the old order if the world is to move on. But the old orders should not be moved easily -- certainly not at the mere whim or behest of youth. There must be clash and if youth hasn't enough force or fervor to produce the clash the world grows stale and stagnant and sour in decay."
-William Allen White
-William Allen White
Oil & Water Dont Mix!!
Two substance similar but yet so different, fit in the same areas But yet flow different and never mix..
You may be a little confused at this point on where I am going with this. But I recently found it so interesting to see how Females, Males, Minorities, Non Minorities, all share things in common within them selfs and can be but in the same place but never find a way to mix. Weather shaken up or broken down, we will still have two different substances. In order to understand every one has to think deeper and below the surface. I'm not talking about every single female as one, but there are groups of female that are similar to an extent but yet don't mix, same things goes for males. Now the minorities and Non minorities as a whole is a little different. Because we as a whole are naturally separated unless something drastic or very important that affect us all then we attempt to come as one. But even then we are divided.
Now I'm going to take another quick little turn and mix male and females and also mix Minorities and Non Minorities. When you look at either one of the examples its a lot easier to determine which one is the oil and which is the water. But weather it is a gender difference or a racial the confusion comes from the same place. That being when one tries to understand the other its impossible to try and understand something that doesn't understand itself(example: you can not figure out a man until the man has himself figured out) is there a way we can solve this problem?
Some might be expecting a long enlightening paragraph, but the answer is simply NO. They are different for a reason and it will stay that way, they can only do their best to try but humans are by far the hardest things to understand!!(Blog about humans coming soon)
Now I'm going to take another quick little turn and mix male and females and also mix Minorities and Non Minorities. When you look at either one of the examples its a lot easier to determine which one is the oil and which is the water. But weather it is a gender difference or a racial the confusion comes from the same place. That being when one tries to understand the other its impossible to try and understand something that doesn't understand itself(example: you can not figure out a man until the man has himself figured out) is there a way we can solve this problem?
Some might be expecting a long enlightening paragraph, but the answer is simply NO. They are different for a reason and it will stay that way, they can only do their best to try but humans are by far the hardest things to understand!!(Blog about humans coming soon)
Never Settle For Less!!!
Complacency Kills, Determination Deteriorates, Motivation moves in many ways
What will it take to keep you striving?
Obama Is King!!!!
Yes the fact is our president is black! But can we not forget were the fight began for us to even be able to say the words "Our President Is Black" without getting beat up or thrown in jail. It isn't black history month but we can still appreciate where our freedom as minorities came from.
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